Did you hear the news yesterday? Best Korea is going to have a major announcement regarding the fate of favored son Kim Il Sung during their big Workers Party. Experts are saying that this will be biggest debutante coming out of all time. Although its far too early to say whether the new boss will be same as the old, if Kim Il Sung's old Japanese sushi chef is to be believed then we're looking at pretty much a cloned version of papa-bear. While I must admit that's terrible news for both the people of Best Korea, as well as everyone else in the vicinity of their nuclear weapons, it also means that we may have a chance at another Team America sequel. Seems like a fair trade.